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December 9, 2009

Holiday 10% Off Sale Still Rolling!

Scott: Pardon me, have you seen the great deals from our Holiday Sale?
Seth: Of course I have, Scott. I work here.
Scott: Come on we're doing an infomercial thing...
Seth: Oh! Well in that case... No, sir, I have not. I would love to learn more!
Scott: Well, my good fellow, let me tell you: We are currently in the middle of our Holiday Sale with everything 10% off!
Seth: Very nice, indeed! But how do I know what's on sale?
Scott: Elementary, my dear Seth, if we sell it, it's on sale!
Seth: Quite simple, it seems!
Scott: Indubitably!
Seth: Well how long have I got to get my roommate a gift before the sale expires?
Scott: The sale ends Friday night, so you've still got some time.
Seth: Splendid! Do I still get Free Bones Reds on any Custom Complete? Or free shipping on most items in the store? And a Free T-Shirt?!
Scott: Of course you do! But I must be off, I've got many orders to fill! I bid you good day.
Seth: And the same to you, good sir. Cheerio!

2 comments:

Marc L said...

You guys are on crack. Seriously, 10% off everything in the store? Lunacy.

Sergie Magdalin said...

Haha! I would die laughing if Scott ever said "indubitably". I'd imagine him saying "what the hell are you talking about Seth! it's the holidays man! get your head straight! i'm gonna go surf at blacks, i hear its 8-10ft right now! take care of the store for me! braaaaaaaaah!"

btw: those many !!! belong in every sentence that scott speaks. haha