Scott: Pardon me, have you seen the great deals from our Holiday Sale?
Seth: Of course I have, Scott. I work here.
Scott: Come on we're doing an infomercial thing...
Seth: Oh! Well in that case... No, sir, I have not. I would love to learn more!
Scott: Well, my good fellow, let me tell you: We are currently in the middle of our Holiday Sale with everything 10% off!
Seth: Very nice, indeed! But how do I know what's on sale?
Scott: Elementary, my dear Seth, if we sell it, it's on sale!
Seth: Quite simple, it seems!
Seth: Well how long have I got to get my roommate a gift before the sale expires?
Scott: The sale ends Friday night, so you've still got some time.
Seth: Splendid! Do I still get Free Bones Reds on any Custom Complete? Or free shipping on most items in the store? And a Free T-Shirt?!
Scott: Of course you do! But I must be off, I've got many orders to fill! I bid you good day.
Seth: And the same to you, good sir. Cheerio!